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Me!

Yes, I am Endricane! God...of LEFT SOCKS! I was sent here by my Overlord to...oh, never mind. I'm not very good at this kind of thing. Hello, anyone who's interested in reading this (which is basically me). I'm not really a Flash artist, so my purpose here is essentially pwnage through reviews. They're sort of long and sometimes pretentious, but if you stare at them for a minute or so they will begin to endear themselves to you.

Well...that's it, really. I'm basically writing this to get rid of that silly "why don't you write one now?" messages (with the crying face doing Bambi eyes. You know, right? You were n00bs once too, right? Right?). Since it's most likely no one will read this...er...over and out - no, that won't work will it? How about "signing off" - no, I'm not a Trekkie blogger either, there must be a better way of doing this - OH! All right. Let's try it:

GOODBYE.